Mega Marital Problems Songtext
von Starbomb

Hello, Mega Man
Und Mrs. Mega Man
Velcome to couples therapy
I′m Dr. Wily

Dr. Wily?
You're a therapist now?!
But you′re evil
And bent on world domination!

Not anymore
Those days are behind me.
Don't question it
SHUT UP
Just tell me zee problem
Over zis hot beat!

Ok...


Well, you see, Doc, I've got a pretty nice life.
A Mega House with two kids
And a hot Mega Wife
But I got a little problem
With my android bride,
When it comes to making love
She′s never satisfied!

We′ve been fucking for decades
Sex has gotten routine
We need to spice that shit up
I'm not a total machine!
I′m sick of all the romance
And the cuddles and the love
It's time to get dirty
And do all the weird stuff

It would be seeming to me
Zat zee problem here
Is you don′t listen to your wife
She is being clear.

But she says the same thing, like a tape recorder...

Quiet!
Zee doctor is talking.
Zer must be
ORDER!!
Sorry
I'm not evil anymore


You must beat zee Robot Masters
To acquire skills
And then use them on your wife
When she is getting drilled
Maybe she′d like shocks
From Elec Man's beam
Or getting burned by fireballs
She's a freaky man′s dream

Is that what you want, hon? A Robot Master?

Get out and do it, you stupid bastard

Your marriage will be healthy
Like pure springwater
Now leave my office
Before you are SLAUGHTERED!

Fine!
I′ll kick ass if it saves my marriage,
For the satisfaction
Of my lady's undercarriage
First, I′ll take out Fire Man
Not much of a test
Oh, your weakness is ice?
I would've never fucking guessed!
Now Ice Man is here
This shouldn′t take up too much time
Oh, is your weakness fire?
You just blew my fucking mind!
I cut Cut Man
And he's gonna need stitches
Bomb and Elec Man
Just went down like little bitches

Wait, you douchebag!
I′m gonna end your life
I am Mega Man Zero
And I'm here to plow your wife
I bring sex moves from the future
And my skills are vast
Like my
Super double ultra mega nut buster come blast

Oh!

Women can't resist
My blonde flowing locks
I′ll slap a stamp right on my package
And deliver your wife the cock
My shining armor is red
The color of victory
While your fruity suit is blue
Like your balls will soon be

Wait. What are you doing?

Mega Dick Activate!!

Ahhhhhhh!

So Mega Man harnessed
All zee powers of zee Masters
And killed Zero
With his mega laser schlong blaster
And zen he banged his wife
Until she screamed "Yes, more!"
And zen she loved him again
Cause she′s a SHALLOW WHORE!

Sorry...
Zat vas misogynistic
She is a whore, though

What'd you say?

Nussing!
Douche...