Luigi’s Ballad Songtext
von Starbomb

Princess Peach
Won′t you listen to my speech?
I don't have any stars
Of invincibility
But you′re the brightest star
In the sky tonight for me
I am your Luigi

What up, bitch?
I got a 1-up, bitch
What's inside the question block?
It's my dick
It′s a-me-a-Mario
I′m more Italian than pastrami
I'll take you by the peaches
And give you the hot tamale


I saved you from dragons
And evil Boos that are spooky
Must I be a raccoon
To get inside your tanooki?
I will mount you like Yoshi
And show you things you′ve never seen
My mushroom's now mega
If you know what I mean
So, suck it

Mario
You always do this shit
I like a girl
And then you ruin it
By yelling stuff
About your dick
Until they go away

Hey Luigi
It′s okay
That Mario's a bit risque
Just tell me what you need to say
Please, don′t be afraid

Oh, princess
It means so much for me
To hear you say that
The only thing I've ever
Wanted to tell you is that
God dammit


I'm here to pleasure that ass
I′d like to go first, princess
But I always come last
And you say we′ll get together
But I'm jacking off alone
Koopa Troopa skeletons
Aren′t the only dry bones

I am tired of your runaround
It's such a fucking hassle
I go through shit and then you′re in
Another fucking castle
You gotta think about it?
Well, I don't believe the hype
You′ll have a lot of time to think
When you are smoking on my warp pipe

OMG
I can't decide
On which of you should be the guy
To take me on your mustache ride
That'll redefine my life

I′m ready to give love a shot
It′s not about how many coins
You've got
I just know I like you a lot

Yo, sluts, check out my yacht (Ugh)

Let me take you on a magic kart ride
I′ll bust all your balloons when I smack your backside
We'll have such fun, I′ll bring my friends along
I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konkey Dong

Come on, Peach
It′s time to make your choice
I'm the only plumber
That can your boobies rejoice
My green, lanky-ass brother
Ain't got shit on me
It′s time to live out our story
Of the princess and the pea-
Nis

So
Who′s it gonna be, princess?
I choose
Toad
Toad?
Well his whole body is shaped like a dick

Ooh
Oh, yeah
Mhm
Ok
Yeah, definitely
Mushrooms look like dicks