Central to My Plot Songtext
von Stanley Tucci

I hate that park, Shampagne, it′s just a patch of dirt and weeds
And we're gonna buy it, oh yes we are, my little baby
We′re gonna do the biggest
Real-estate deal in the history of the world!


Central Park
With a GAP and Dunkin' Donuts
Central Park
Get your wallets out and go nuts
Formally, a playground for the city's filth and grime
Now we′ll put a condo there, and our condo there
And a T.G.I. Friday′s there

I'll poison this spot
And I will not get caught
And then like it or not
They will sell me the lot
It′s central to my plot!