Simon Templer Songtext
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Simon Templer Songtext
Simon Templer, he's so hunky
All his birds are very funky
Simon's got a hairy chest
He goes to bed without his vest on
Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon
Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon
Well, I think Simon's head is large
Always involved in espionage
He can't do any more than me
Without his trick photography
Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon
Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon
Simon's got a big white car
And his bird never wears a bra
He drinks champagne from a slipper
Then he goes home with a stripper
But I think Simon's a bit of a bore
Ian Ogilvie or Roggie Moore
Simon goes out for a drink-ee
Then he dances just like this-ee ... yeah
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Simon Templer ...
Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon
Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon
Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon
Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon
Simon Templer
All his birds are very funky
Simon's got a hairy chest
He goes to bed without his vest on
Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon
Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon
Well, I think Simon's head is large
Always involved in espionage
He can't do any more than me
Without his trick photography
Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon
Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon
Simon's got a big white car
And his bird never wears a bra
He drinks champagne from a slipper
Then he goes home with a stripper
But I think Simon's a bit of a bore
Ian Ogilvie or Roggie Moore
Simon goes out for a drink-ee
Then he dances just like this-ee ... yeah
Ad lib ...
Simon Templer ...
Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon
Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon
Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon
Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon
Simon Templer
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