Major Pager Songtext
von Space

Mr Major′s got a pager
Because he sells E's
To the Russians
Who crush and snort them
But they never seem to sneeze

I need no answers to my questions


Oh Mr Major′s old and greyer
Than he's ever been
He lied to us all
And took a big fat wager
But now he hasn't got a bean

I need no answers to my questions
And I need no questions to my an-answers

Now Felix the cat is on his back
Oh Felix the cat what a twat
So who needs Columbo
He′s just got off a slow boat
From China or somewhere like that

I need no answers to my questions
And I need no questions to my an-answers


I need no answers to my questions
And I need no questions to my an-answers