Guddi Check Songtext
von SonnyJim

If the shoe fits you then do the Jiu Jitsu
You ain′t shit I'm a pit you a Shitz-tzu
Swing the Ginsu Yoshimitsu
Pop the Mistu
I′ll apply the pressure if you got an issue
What's poppin with you
My shit poppin but i'm out here
Rocking like the rents due
Blud I′ll red dot you like a Hindu
Nah we don′t order off the menu
Took it cross the border rock the venue
I know the fundamentals
Pick it up like a rental
Raving with the plug up in Sundissential
Mashed in my deck chair
Yac on my vest
Ash in my chest hair
I ain't tryna promo nuttin I′m dippin out the back like the popo coming
My phones still flashing
Bro still cussin'
You know the drill cousin
I got no chill button
I wear foxes
I rock the Fear Of God with the rare ostrich
I got a pull like a pair of oxes
New creps in Nike Air boxes
The fly fiberoptic
Run the diagnostic
Mans a prophet (stop it)
Ad hoc I had the oz in my back pocket
Shit I just sat on it
I′m It the shits lit like a NASA rocket
Big man back in office
Shattap you bladdy sausage


Ring o'ring of roses
Rave full a posers
Pocket fulla packet
Jokers turned promoters
Bankers on the kezza
Professors driving Ubers
Career against the clock
TikToks a fuckin′ movement
In a state of flux
Eggs is on ice
Brexit lookin cute now we fearin' for our lives
Woke looking' sleepy
Fear a booming business
The left sounding snitchy playing right into they fingers
Reporters on the telly treating crisis like the super bowl
Nutters up in office
All hail the fuckin super troll
Truth be told we setting useless goals
But really who′s to know
Dick up in your hand
While you watch the bookie news unfold
It′s 2020 Year of the fuckin' spenny (speng)
Fuck the few fuck the many
We fighting for flipping pennies
Sippin Henny nyammin Denny′s and rollin up dirty 20's
My 30′s was a mess but fuck it we ever ready laaa

Guddi check
Guddi check
Who the best
Seedhe Maut Pav saath mode neck
Chore set aur ebow abhi saath hai
Bhai rehta dil k paas hai
Bharunga bhussi uss jaisi
Jab tak ye ankhri saans hai

Hai Bhoori khaal hu mai hindustani beej
Sanskrit se pehechan sapt sindhu waali jeeb
Aur Mere uk wale bhaiyo ko ni lagta hai ajeeb
Kyuki hum bhasha me faste jab kaste kalam se geet
Aur sab yaad hai hater hai hai kitne chode ye dhee ke
Jo dekhna chahte hai neeche humko
Jaise jootey ke feete
Hum baje kabhi ni feeke
Hum likhe jo aata jee me
Ab ye karte humpe trip
Jaise khule jootey ke feete
Meri baato ko pehechaan
Aasuo ko jaan
Aatma hai ek, zindagi hazar
Zindagi hai maze
Sach kahu to bachpan me chidhta tha gore angrez se
Jab school me padhta tha unhone kitni maari hai desh ki
Par umar ke saath cheeze deti hai dikhai
Fir ateet kara maaf aur nazare aage gadhai
Unpadh hai yaha bohot kyuki suvidha nahi aai
Aur jab suvidha aai
Sang leke duvidha laai
Vo sarkari
Teacher schoolo me hai karne ko kamai
Ni jata bache pe dhyaan to bache peere dawai
Par bache ni hai beemar
Vo doctor ne nahi batai
Vo karre nashe parko me
Fir karre khud me ladai (Fuck the system)

Wagwan lu khoon se snaan
Ye bande bachkaand ye gandi zabaan
Faade in bando ki gaand
Bande do gande shaitaan
Thande ye launde lapaat
Jalti inn laundo ki jhaat chhhhsssss
Hain baalak kamm akal ke
Humaare humshakal se
Shayad thodi akal hai to seedhe maut se nahi jhagadte
Aur saale dal badalte
Aage badhte lund pakad ke
Ye launde mere liye stuff raggadte the aaj saalo ki jalti mujhse
Aage se ni game dunga game
Haath me versace aur ek moti chain
Rang layegi mehnat sochke rok liya khudko Thodi der
Best in the business ye Mazaak me koi ni karta claim
Hu sabse galat inn amateur rappero se ek alag lane hain kon ye bande?
Reality check ni gaade tumne jhande yaha pe
Diya itna waqt k Apne skills pe mujhko bohot ghamand hai
Game maange dherya dubaara
Jo merme waise hi kamm hai
Chodd k chale jau set ni mile respect agar
Itna gaand dum hai

Guddi check
Guddi check
Who the best
Seedhe Maut Pav saath mode neck
Chore set aur ebow abhi saath hai
Bhai rehta dil k paas hai
Bharunga bhussi uss jaisi
Jab tak ye ankhri saans hai