Shalom! Songtext
von Softwilly

Oh, oh, oh, so you just had your Bar Mitzvah packgod? (Yeah)
Let me- let me tell you how the man does it

Shaking that Jew ass, girl I say, "Hello"
My dick in her thighs, so you know I say, "Shalom"
Parkside niggas so you know they gonna fight for me
Heated ass nigga, get arrested, say your rights for me

I be on my shoo-pa doo-pa diggity doo da
I don′t give a fuck about niggas that saying, "Who not"
Who not? You, parkin' in her pussy
Went into my loo, shake, shake, shake
Fucked that bitch at the motherfucking Synagogue
Nut on her ass so frosted like a Cinnabon
If you pull up I′ll say it to your Pokémon

She plays Lil Dicky every time when she in her thong
Foma sakoma saloma saloma sa, uh
I be speaking gibberish to make the bitches uh
I could not even say a motherfuckin' word
And y'all would fuck with that shit
Isn′t that absurd?


Gimme them, gimme them ta-ta′s
Sticky and sticky and Lil' boobs (Lil′ boobs)
Suckity-suckity my dick, aye

(I said I'm ′bout to fuckin' teach ′em)
It's the Jewish fuckin' mafia, I spot ′em then I rock ′em
Brought eight fuckin' candles, light his ass up like it′s Hanukkah
Jew boys brutal, spin yo head off like a dreidel, bruh
Dad burnin' up like the fuckin′ Star of David

And your God cannot save you, sent Jesus Christ to the grave too
These Christian kids walk around like they don't know what we doin′
Like Shalom, bitch, I'm gettin' lit in yo box
Got a big ass nose so I′m sniffin′ out rocks
I'm that motherfuckin′ Jew, who the motherfuck is you?
Me and Xan, we the crew, and we cookin' in the stu′
I got potato latkes, hot like sake

Grab my AK, shoot some Nazis
I am your papa, I snap like some Matzah
I'm fly like an oppa, I keep me a choppa
That shit finna go like grrra-grrra-grrra-grrra
Grab me that Shofar go pop-pop-pop, lil′ bitch


Shaking that Jew ass, girl I say, "Hello"
My dick in her thighs, so you know I say, "Shalom"
Parkside niggas so you know they gonna fight for me
Heated ass nigga, get arrested, say your rights for me

My dick kosher so she skippin' on the sausage
Women ain't an object, money is the project
Jew lives matter if they groupin′ in the projects
All the fat niggas with the donuts in their pockets
Droppin niggas, nigga I what, I say Mazel Tov
Pussy true, bitches titties, Xan, I keep them tylenols
A different amount of brown nigga ′cause I keep the towel off
This choppa in your man's mouth like he singin′ Camelot

Aw, hell nah Hitler
I'm really ′bout to get to the kick out of yo big dirty mustache
Ugly fat Potatohead lookin' ass motherfuckin′—
Ugh