Elfie Schlegel Songtext
von SNFU

Pulled a muscle
I popped a joint
My useless body
Is falling apart
I used to be limber
I used to have finesse
But now I′m just a pencilneck

But it wasn't always this way
Yes, I remember way back in the day
I used to somersault like Elfie Schlegel
Coming off the uneven bars


Saw my chiropractor
My question he did answer
Said you better take care
You better get some medicare
Wait for my doctor
Said you′re not getting younger
You're no spring chicken pigeon

It wasn't always this way
Yes, I remember way back in the day
I used to somersault like Elfie Schlegel
Doing her floor excersize routine

It wasn′t always this way
Yes, I remember way back in the day
I used to somersault like Elfie Schlegel
I used to cuddle it like Elfie Schlegel
Walk of the balinstry like Elfie Schlegel
I fell off my face like Elfie Schlegel