Wotz Funny Songtext
von slowthai

She work 14 hours everyday
′Til her feet blistered, and her hands looked cherry aid
Single mother, three kids, no butter
But she's got a pair of tits, gotta get it how you live
Pretty people do the ugliest things
When you′re on your last quid desperate, struggling

What would you do if your son was vomiting?
And you didn't have money to get him medicine
These days are strange
People help when there's something to gain
It′s fucked up!
For fucks sake!


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A bully, hides it with his hoodie
PowerPoint hook the kids on smack
Jacking up, looking for a track
It's funny, real funny what they′ll do for a bag
He′s a lad, lazy ass dickhead
Pisshead crush a can 'cause he′s a man, not the full ticket
Sharpest tool in the shed went blunt
'Cause the cunt was a cunt
′Til the end, he'll always be a cunt

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A teacher got an itch she can′t scratch
No easy fix, she's in a ditch with a sleeping bag
Little Tommy, was moaning to his mummy
That his teacher was missing
Where′s Wally?
A teacher got an itch she couldn't scratch
Said there's no easy fixes in a ditch with a sleeping bag
Little Tommy, was moaning to his mommy

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Hello good sir, how you doing?
Are you having a laugh today?
You fucking extravagant cunt (aah)