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von slowthai

Not one for authority
Follow you, no follow me
Left foot forward bro be free
There are no rules, just societies
Society says slowthai is a danger
Head top rearranger
No love for authorities
They took my bro and that's robbery
Did my thing no way could I cater
We can sort it out later
Roll about for that flavor
Nasty boy, it's my nature
Consequence bun a consequence
I'm a narcissist, see you later
Defending my team like I'm Shawcross Can't talk about steez rocking boot cuts
Shortcuts no confusion
I wouldn't do you if I was clueless
Hop a fence for that bunda
What I do for the music
No man can ever call me junior
Say that I'm moving stupid
I don't hit town, drown my sorrows in Sambuca to act like Cupid
Rather stay at home be zooted
It just ain't computing
That I ain't coding computer follow the leader 'till we get snookered
Wear my Zoomers you're wearing Pumas
Lean to the side, twelve from Verrucas
I'm sat at home with my Gucci loafers
Couple Rosie Lee on my sofa


Crumpets in my toaster
Can't bite on my sofa
At one with nature
Pissing off my neighbours
Crumpets in my toaster
Can't bite on my sofa
At one with nature
Pissing off my neighbours

Knock, knock here
Knock, knock there
I think someone's there
Turn it up I don't care
Turn it up I don't care
Knock, knock here
Knock, knock there
I think someone's there
Turn it up I don't care
Turn it up I don't care

Authorities that I can't hear
You can't come in, no pigs in here
Warrant outstanding more than a year
Hand myself in and my solicitors there
Understanding the agenda
If you're law-abiding, cooperate, bless
Pirates like me say
You'll never catch me alive, or dead
HMP can't be a prisoner
Put the cuffs on me, put you in the finisher
On custody even as a visitor
It's not holiday, and it's not me dog
I want mahogany up in my yard
Doberman shitting on my grass
Names she's droppin' on my guns
I never listen to what I got told

Crumpets in my toaster
Can't bite on my sofa
At one with nature
Pissing off my neighbours
Crumpets in my toaster
Can't bite on my sofa
At one with nature
Pissing off my neighbours
Crumpets in my toaster
Can't bite on my sofa
At one with nature
Pissing off my neighbours
Crumpets in my toaster
Can't bite on my sofa
At one with nature
Pissing off my neighbours

I said
Knock, knock here
Knock, knock there
I think the feds there
Fuck the feds, I don't care
Like knock, knock here
Knock, knock there
I think the feds there
Fuck the feds, I don't care