Tetley Songtext
von Slow Gherkin

Tetly makes me wetly
An earthy herbal meddly
Twinning′s has me spinning (that's Twining′s)
And hitting and kicking double innings Bigelow blows like Maceo
Has me going like a mofo
Stash? Well that tea is trash
But at least it doesn't cost much cash

1, 2, 3, 4

Wish my wallet was a kettle
Made of plastic, made of metal
I wish my key chain was a mug
(Subjunctive, dipshit!) Give me tea, my only drug!