Bad Driver Songtext
von Slow Gherkin

I'm a bad driver. They taught me how to park and steer.
I can't do either going 55 in second gear.
I'm improving, but sometimes I doubt.
Just knocked another headlight out.
I don't like driving. I'd rather use my own two feet.
Feel like I'm driving the wrong way down a one-way street.
I'm a bad driver, and stoplights are my enemies.
I'm a bad driver. My engine's leaking antifreeze!