New Red Pants Songtext
von Slothrust

I′ve got new red pants
Got them from a stranger, yeah
I look so attractive that it could kill you
It could kill me too

I've got scoliosis
I need tylenol
Help me break this fever
Throw me a curveball
I′ll swing at that curveball yeah


I've got bad tinnitus
Drives me up the wall
Leave me underwater
I don't want to hear it
I don′t want to hear at all
I′m not into romance
I am into blood
Won't you bring them a cup, dear
They′re gonna like mine just like Joan of Arc

I've got tendonitis
God, I need my hands
Won′t you grant me this one
I'll make a trade with you
You can have my red pants