Male Pattern Baldness Songtext
von Slime City

Male pattern baldness
It′s a birthright and a privilege
Genetics, hormones, and age
Psychologically distressing as you're mentally undressing
This is how the artists paint you as you crawl towards the grave
Male pattern baldness
Some conversations just don′t include you
They don't require your input
Knowing when to shut up, when to step back, when to sit down
Your experience is not universal
Male pattern baldness
Male pattern baldness
Offended by children on laptops
Where's rock and roll, you lament
Well, how can you expect a council kid to buy a drum kit
There′s more rebellion in software than a youth club
Male pattern baldness
Don′t gather up your feelings
Like the grudges you've collected
Like the stickers in your album because you will never finish And I′m patronising you with this comparison
The simpler that it is, the simpler it'll be
Male pattern baldness
Male pattern baldness
Some things are genetic
Some things are choice
The follicles remain alive
Some things don′t need your voice
Some things are genetic
Some things are conscious choice
Some things are the both of those
Some things don't need your voice
Male pattern baldness
Male pattern baldness
Male pattern baldness
Male pattern baldness
The simpler that it is, the simpler it′ll be
This is the only way that your dads will listen to me
This is the only way that your