Perky Man Songtext
von Sleepy Hallow

No real Percs were taken in the making of this song
Kids, do not do drugs
(Great John on the beat by the way)
Hello there, if you ever need a Perc, you call the 1800-PerkyMan
No real Percs were taken in the making of this song
Kids, do not do drugs
(′Mello made it right)

Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I′m friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
'Cause I'm friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I′m friends with the yerky man

Are you on drugs?
′Cause I'm on drugs
Do you want drugs?
′Cause I want drugs


I take half a Perc just to brighten my day
Take two more and best believe I'm gon′ escape
I take tens, twenties, thirties, they not fake
All these Perc's is ′bout to make me go to space

Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
′Cause I′m friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the yerky man

Are you friends with the perky man?
I′m friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I′m friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the yerky man


Are you friends with the perky man?
I′m friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
'Cause I′m friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I′m friends with the yerky man

No real Percs were taken in the making of this song
Kids, do not do drugs