Retirement Songtext
von Sledding With Tigers

"Well, I′ve never really told anybody this,
Except for one person and uh,"
"But I think I'ma go and play professional baseball"
"What position will you play?!"

What am I gonna do for the rest of my days?
I just quit basketball, I must be insane
Gotta find a new sport for me to pick
Make the ball smaller, and give me a stick
Make the ball smaller, and give me
A stick


Trade in my shorts for polyester pants, now
Give me a bat, man, give me a chance
Used to be in the NBA all-star team
Now my team is kinda lame, and so are my dreams
Now my team is kinda lame, and so are
My dreams

I′m the tallest man on the team this year
I'm a baseball player, and this feels kinda weird
This isn't even fiction even though it seems,
My name is Micheal Jordan, don′t question my dreams.
My name is Micheal Jordan, don′t question my dreams.
My name is Micheal Jordan, don't question
My dreams.

I′m the tallest man on the team this year
I'm a baseball player, and this feels kinda weird
This isn′t even fiction even though it seems,
My name is Micheal Jordan, don't question my dreams.
My name is Micheal Jordan, don′t question my dreams.
My name is Micheal Jordan, don't question
My dreams.