Middle of the Mall Songtext
von Slayden

Me and Murray joined back up with the crew
I′m a little purple dude, call me Young Guru
"Habadajabadada" yeah, tell 'em, dude
You won′t get the reference 'less you Sly out the Coop
I don't give a fuck, boy, I drunk off of vermouth
I be butt chugging all of my chicken noodle soup
"What the fuck′s he saying?"
Snorting paint through a tube
I be drinking lean out of hobo Larry′s shoe
I just had a nice bowl of milk and benadryl
My dick looks like a tree, got a cat stuck on it
I be fucking real puss, yeah you know I keep it trill
With my diamond cock ring, got me loaded up to kill
Think this next one's gonna be a headshot
Put away my dick and I pull out my glock
Turns out this hooker was an undercover cop
So I spilled her fucking brains in the dumpster that we fucked


I be doing whippets in the middle of the mall
Fiending for a pretzel with that gooey cheese sauce
Give me three minutes cause my brain′s shutting off
Then I'll roll another dutch and lace it with a dead moth

Call me Smokepurpp, I don′t really want the limelight
Just wanna smoke purp and trip a pound of psilocybin
But I can't afford that, so I′m trying to get rich
Make a rap career to fund my little hippie fix
Counting racks with your dad, sweet milk moving bricks
I ain't hitting nobody, but I got a couple licks
I be switching out my body got a brand new dick
I'm a little french boy, got a bagel on my cock
Mickey D′s sounding fire, getting hungry, feeling weak
But the Specter of the South, nah, he never ever eats
Dr. Pepper, cold pizza, and a blunt all I need
I be living like Larry, I′m on top, you're underneath
I just got an ounce of rerock from my boss
Told me "take it to the mall, sell it to the kids at Ross"
Caught the cashier on her break smoking moss
So I took her to the car and fucked her head right off


I be doing whippets in the middle of the mall
Fiending for a pretzel with that gooey cheese sauce
Give me three minutes cause my brain shutting off
Then I′ll roll another dutch and lace it with a dead moth

One person's trash is another one′s treasure
You say my music ass, but it gives your girl pleasure
Plunging in her back, make her stomach feel better
I be pulling out the stool, looking like Heath Ledger
Why so serious? You wish you thought of it
Suicide ain't a joke, but my whole life is
I got green in my head and my skin pale white
Gonna paint a vein red cause my dick ain′t right

I be smoking crack in the middle of the mall
I be smoking crack in the middle of the mall
I be smoking crack in the middle of the mall
I be smoking crack in the middle of the mall