The Sinful Ensemble Songtext
von Skyclad

Are you ready...
Are you ready for The Sinful Ensemble?
Good clean fun - just a bit a rough and tumble.
Dead dictators out on a "lads night".
Ten pints later you′ll see a flashing blue light.

Are you ready for The Sinful Ensemble?
Good clean fun - just a bit a rough and tumble.
Dead dictators out on a "lads night".
Ten pints later you'll see a flashing blue light.

Are you ready for The Sinful Ensemble?

Ever wondered where the evil dead go?
There′s a little place called "Nightmare scenario".
Unlicenced establishment for farmer world powers,
Where the drinks are cheap - and it's open all hours.

Bonaparte's on brandy - he swills it down his throat,
Hitler sips a Pilsner while he tells a racist joke.
Mussolini leers at Maggie serving at the bar,
Stalin′s out the back trying to sell a dodgy motor car.


Dear God above (if you exist),
Hope you see the funny side to this.
Now don′t get cross - don't bite your nails,
Oh, Son of Man your mission failed.

Are you ready for The Sinful Ensemble?
Good clean fun - just a bit a rough and tumble.
Dead dictators out on a "lads night".
Ten pints later you′ll see a flashing blue light.
Are you ready for The Sinful Ensemble?

Herod's in the family room to baby sit the first born.
Mengele′s got a Gladstone bag of cotton wool and chloroform.
Vlad impales glace cherries on a stick just for a lark
When Pol Pot turns the lights out they'll play murder in the dark.

Are you ready for The Sinful Ensemble?
Good clean fun - just a bit a rough and tumble.
Dead dictators out on a ′lads night'.
Ten pints later you'll see a flashing blue light.

Genghis Khan just parked his lunch all over Nero′s belly.
While the lions beat the christians thirty - nil live on the telly.
Caligula kills "My Way" on the karaoke stage -
Young "Chezzy" Borgia′s barred for life for drinking under age.


This is far more than just a joke.
Can't you see the fire for the smoke?
Choose any public house you please
And find dictators such as these.

Are you ready for The Sinful Ensemble?
Good clean fun - just a bit a rough and tumble.
Dead dictators out on a "lads night".
Ten pints later you′ll see a flashing blue light.

Are you ready for The Sinful Ensemble?
Good clean fun - just a bit a rough and tumble.
Dead dictators out on a "lads night".
Ten pints later you'll see a flashing blue light.
Are you ready for The Sinful Ensemble?

Hell is where the heart lies - (in Purgatory′s borders).
The great thing 'bout eternity - they never call last orders!