Minty Fresh Songtext
von Ski Club

The lifeguards looked on with their guardian faces in tight shorts
Looking at shores upon shores
Of naked people
And I looked on with my uneven tan and a tooth brush
Stuck in my hand in my hand
Boy I can′t wait to meet them

At least my breath is minty fresh
Unlike my fashion sense
Eye contact and I might collapse
Who said life was not that bad


I saw a porn once
Where the woman looked bored and the man had the time of his life
Life
Her name was Sabrina boy can't wait to meet her and tell her it′ll be alright
Why
Why why why why
Am I so dry dry dry dry

At least my breath is minty fresh
Unlike my fashion sense
Eye contact and I might collapse
Who said life was not that bad