Formula Guy Songtext
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I′m not an open-minded guy
And I won't even try to pretend I am
I love top 40 radio
The only way to go if you′re a love song fan
Oh if it's underground and cool
I get so confused
That's why I′m a formula guy
I watch generic movies too
I′ll make a bet with you there's a happy end
Good stuff like Karate Kid
I knew that he would win and I like that
Oh if it′s groundbreaking and new
I get so confused


That's why I′m a formula guy
I'm a formula guy
I′m a formula guy
I'm a formula guy
I drink rated G beer
I'll make it very clear that′s what I like
If I can′t pronounce the name
I think it's really lame and it′s just not right
Oh if there's no twist-off cap to unscrew
I don′t know what to do
That's why I′m a formula
That's why I'm a formula
That′s why I′m a formula guy