W.H.I.T.E GUY Songtext
von Shredbillies

Welcome to my humble neighborhood
Little white house with a black roof
Wire framed glasses and a nice suit
Got a nice porch and some flower pots

Come and have a seat I′m a white guy
Gonna mow the lawn I'm a white guy
Polishing my shoes I′m a white guy
I keep my car unlocked I'm a white guy

Never hit a woman 'typa white guy
Buy my woman′s clothes typa white guy
Browsing new cars and exploiting the minorities

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Come and have a seat I′m a white guy
Gonna mow the lawn I'm a white guy
Polishing my shoes I′m a white guy
I keep my car unlocked I'm a white guy


Getting major league profits off of my sports card collections
And I don′t make the rules I just follow them
But sometimes I do speed a little on the freeway
But doesn't everybody do that, at least a little bit?
(Hey, hey, hey!)

Come and have a seat I′m a white guy
Gonna mow the lawn I'm a white guy
Polishing my shoes I'm a white guy
I keep my car unlocked I′m a white guy

Come and have a seat I′m a white guy
Gonna mow the lawn I'm a white guy
Polishing my shoes I′m a white guy
I keep my car unlocked I'm a white guy

Come and have a seat I′m a white guy
Gonna mow the lawn I'm a white guy
Polishing my shoes I′m a white guy
I keep my car unlocked I'm a white guy

Come and have a seat I'm a white guy
Gonna mow the lawn I′m a white guy
Polishing my shoes I′m a white guy
I keep my car unlocked I'm a white guy


Come and have a seat I′m a white guy
Gonna mow the lawn I'm a white guy
Polishing my shoes I′m a white guy
I keep my car unlocked I'm a white guy

Come and have a seat I′m a white guy
Gonna mow the lawn I'm a white guy
Polishing my shoes I'm a white guy
I keep my car unlocked I′m a white guy