Bad Date Songtext
von Showoff

They said the day we got together
We′d fall in love like birds of a feather
And that we'd have lots to share
All that happened was me screwing up
I accidentally touched her bra cup
Lighting my cigarette, I accidentally set fire to her hair

I guess what I said had a lot to do with it
She said I′m crazy and she said I smelled like shit
I tried to kiss her and I got bit

I guess I'm not getting laid (I guess I'm not getting laid)
I guess I′m not getting laid (I guess I′m not getting laid)
I guess I'm not getting laid (I guess I′m not getting laid)
I guess I'm not getting laid (I guess I′m not getting laid)


We went out to eat I sneezed in her food
She punched me in the face and called me rude
I thought the evening was going great
I spilled her drink, I ripped her dress
I accidentally grabbed her breast
Elbowed her in the face trying to clean up my own mess

I guess what I said had a lot to do with it
She said I'm crazy and she said I smelled like shit
I tried to kiss her and I got bit

I guess I′m not getting laid (I guess I'm not getting laid)
I guess, I guess I'm not getting laid (I guess I′m not getting laid)
I guess, I guess I′m not getting laid (I guess I'm not getting laid)
I guess, I guess I′m not getting laid (I guess I'm not getting laid)

I guess I′m not getting laid (I guess I'm not getting laid)
I guess, I guess I′m not getting laid (I guess I'm not getting laid)
I guess, I guess I'm not getting laid (I guess I′m not getting laid)
I guess, I guess I′m not getting laid (I guess I'm not getting laid)