Teachers Songtext
von ShitNoise

Teachers are like preachers
You never know who eats leeches
Lidocaine, cocaine
What′s the difference?
Students are like rudiments
Drummers hate to do it
Benzocaine, cocaine
What's the difference?
If you take a stick and you smoke that stick
And you put it in your mouth
What do you get?
You inhale the smoke, let it go in your lungs
Cough every second
What did you get?


Principals are like monkeys
Students mock them like the 1940s
Xylocaine, cocaine
What′s the difference?
Cafeteria ladies give us garbage
Are they trying to kill us or something?
Tolycaine, cocaine
What's the difference?
If you take a stick and you smoke that stick
And you put it in your mouth
What do you get?
You inhale the smoke, let it go in your lungs
Cough every second
What did you get?
And you buy a box, very little, little box
And you take more sticks
What do you get?
And you lie on your bed, all your friends are dead
And you'll follow them soon
What did you get?

You got fucking cancer

Remember Dutch Gold? Now, here′s some Dutch mold
And then the Dutch, the crutch
The bunch, the such will give you some mold
Your organs are black
And the skeleton is back
And your out-of-service, ultra-notice, voice is cracked
And your child is sick, he′s a newborn prick
And a thing is certain, are you nervous for his behavior?
And I know what he'll be when he′s not going to be
Freed from a wheelchair, your supposed heir
It's all, it′s all, it's all, it′s all gone
It's all, it's all, it′s all, it′s all gone
It's all, it′s all, it's all, it′s all gone
It's all, it′s all, it's all, it's all gone

Ridocaine, cocaine
What′s the difference?
Ridocaine, cocaine
What′s the difference?