Distortion Abortion Songtext
von ShitNoise

(Alright!)
This is distortion, my abortion
It′s like a frown when I ain't round
I might be a backie, might have a slacky
Or maybe laggy, and could be a lackey
Let me have a shower between your legs
I drank perfume with bacon and eggs
I wore a condom for fashion day
I can′t say no because it's Opposite Day!


Who's taking a piss on their doors?
A kisser? Or a misser?
Who stabbed me in the chest?
A dagger? Or a nagger?
I wore my shit on Tuesday
Took it off on Thursday
I bought two shirts on Monday
Threw them away on Sunday!
This is distortion, my abortion
It′s like a frown when I ain′t round
I might be a backie, might have a slacky
Or maybe laggy, and could be a lackey
Let me have a shower between your legs
I drank perfume with bacon and eggs
I wore a condom for fashion day
I can't say no because it′s Opposite Day!

I can make fun of myself
I keep buying hospital beds
I'm trying not to be slow
Who′s sitting in the front row?
In a world of cards, where we all lay
I will take my gun and I will make it blaze
This is distortion, my abortion
It's like a frown when I ain′t round
I might be a backie, might have a slacky
Or maybe laggy, and could be a lackey
Let me have a shower between your legs
I drank perfume with bacon and eggs
I wore a condom for fashion day
I can't say no because it's Opposite Day!
(This is distortion, my abortion)
(This is distortion, aaah, ooooo)
(This is distortion, my abortion)
(A plague on both your houses!)


In a world of cards, where we all lay
I will take my gun and I will make it blaze
Running like a pilot who is railing a coiffeur
I just sit there while I say "Well done, sir!"
Nanny′s got a gun, and I have a gun
Nanny has to run, and I have to run
Nanny made a cake, and I ate the cake
Nanny′s got a knife in a wall