Cowboys In Shorts Songtext
von ShitNoise

Ha!

Oh, I′m a bastard
Oh, I'm a bastard
Oh, I′m a bastard
Oh, I'm a bastard
And I'm a lawyer
And I′m a lawyer
And I′m a lawyer
And I'm a lawyer
I love Zyprexa
I love Zyprexa
I love Zyprexa
I love Zyprexa
And so I bleed, and so I bleed!


Oh, I′m a cowboy
Oh, I'm a cowboy
Oh, I′m a cowboy
Oh, I'm a cowboy
And I will ride you
And I will ride you
And I will ride you
And I will ride you
I′m not a boy kisser
I'm not a boy kisser
I'm not a boy kisser
I′m not a boy kisser
I break the fourth wall, I break the fourth wall!

If you have enough time to sing
You have enough time to ling-a-ling
If you eat a mango stew
You may get memorable youth
I just ignore you as a hobby
Donating chips for charity
Listen to Buddy Holly
Get inspired magically

Never trust a stranger in a van
Never trust a friend who is banned
Never trust a boy who is right
Never trust a girl with a fleshlight
I′m a mechanical prick
I'm a mechanical prick
Ok, ok, ok, yeah