Animal Farm Songtext
von ShitNoise

They say I′m the smartest animal

Smarter than the pigs, smarter than the cows
Smarter than the dogs, smarter than the cats
Smarter than the ducks, smarter than the cocks
Smarter than the bugs, smarter than the rats
Contagious beasts


You thought I was a bastard
Thought I was dead
Well look who came back after 20 days
I jack-off at anything
I like it when they nod
I nibble on food
Am I god?
Never had a wife, what a beautiful life
Legged it, begged it
Goodnight Boulevard
You have changed, my dear!
Or is it just me?
Have you lied? Or have you even tried?
They say I'm the smartest animal
Smarter than the pigs, smarter than the cows
Smarter than the dogs, smarter than the cats
Smarter than the ducks, smarter than the cocks
Smarter than the bugs, smarter than the rats
Contagious beasts
You spray-paint buildings
You promote your party
You make your website
You make your posters
You think you′re cool
When you say you'd rather
Spit in the face of your own father
They say I'm the smartest animal!

Smarter than the pigs, smarter than the cows
Smarter than the dogs, smarter than the cats
Smarter than the ducks, smarter than the cocks
Smarter than the bugs, smarter than the rats
Contagious beasts!

Contagious beasts!
Now, listen
Here′s an example of a scenario


"How do you plead?"
Guilty
"Is it true you said bla while you bla-bla-bla?"
Just shut up, express yourself and fuck your feelings
Do you really think that I am cheating?
"But isn′t your life out of cardboard?"
That's a "you" problem
"And isn′t your heart rotting?"
Now that's a "something" problem
"So do you have friends?"
A couple of them are dead
"And did you do something?"
When pigs fly, I will confess

Let′s hear another story

"Your fly is up"
"Put it down"
No, thanks
I prefer normal fashion now
"You smell like cigarette burns"
"Put it out"
No, it's ok
I like it a lot, burning out
"Have you tried to walk again?"
"Have you tried to speak again?"
Yes, and as you can see
I′m speaking to a pen held by a flea
"Have some gumption"
"How are you rude?"
Getting special courses for people just like you
But again, as I said
When pigs fly, I will confess
You are dead inside my head
I'd rather fuck than listen to your shelf
But again, as I said
When pigs fly, I will confess
You are dead inside my head
I'd rather fuck than listen to your shelf
But again, as I said
When pigs fly, I will confess
You are dead inside my head
I′d rather fuck than listen to your shelf
But again, as I said
When pigs fly, I will confess
You are dead inside my head
I′d rather fuck than listen to your shelf