main character syndrome Songtext
von Self Discovery

"You′re just a cocksucking, dimwitted
Chubby little fucker"
What she said right to my face
Before she went off to our mother
Just another college kid who doesn't know herself
All I really want from her is just to wish me well

You′d never waste your time with me
It's always about you
And every little thing it means
It never gets to you
Keep on saying that it's not for the attention
I hope to God I don′t believe in that you′ll listen

Ay, main character syndrome
Ay, main character syndrome
Ay, the main character
(Who's gonna tell ′em?)


And it's never gonna be okay for me
All the nights I′ve spent awake to find relief
From everything I never wanted to do to me
From everything I never wanted for you to see
And I can't shake the thought that you hate me

"I′m just a cocksucking, dimwitted
Chubby little fucker"
What I say just to myself
Before she goes off to our mother
Just another college kid who doesn't know herself
All I really want from her is just to wish me well

You'd never waste your time with me
It′s always about you
And every little thing it means
It never gets to you
Keep on saying that it′s not for the attention
I hope to God I don't believe in that you′ll listen

Ay, main character syndrome
Ay, main character syndrome
Ay, the main character
(Who's gonna tell ′em?)