Mad at the Paper Boy Songtext
von Screeching Weasel

Okay, so this is the script
All you gotta do, is read the first line
And then uh, and then, and then there′s gonna be like
We'll put in an effect of broken glass
And then, so you wait for a second and
Then you read the second one, alright?
So, do it
Okay
Hey, where′s my paper?
Hey you, get back here


Mad at the paper boy that little nerd
Can't throw a paper straight, the spastic twerp
Hit me in the head with the Daily Sun
Then he laughed like a maniac, the smart ass runt
Mad at the paper boy
Mad at the paper boy
Mad at the paper boy
Mad at the paper boy

Mad at the paper boy, I'm really not amused
Gotta wear a football helmet if I wanna read the news
He threw the morning paper in the middle of the grass
Then he rode by on his bicycle and kicked me in the ass
Mad at the paper boy
Mad at the paper boy
Mad at the paper boy
Mad at the paper boy

(Oi, Argh, hit the deck)

Mad at the paper boy
Mad at the paper boy
Mad at the paper boy
Mad at the paper boy

(Oi!)