I've Been Everywhere Songtext
von Scared Weird Little Guys

I′ve Been Everywhere

Well I was humping my Bluey on the dusty Oodnadatta road
When along came a semi with a high and canvas covered load
"If you're going to Oodnadatta, mate, with me you can bloody ride."
So I climbed up in the cabin and I settled down inside
He asked me if I′d seen a road with so much dust and sand
And I said, "listen mate, I've travelled every road in this here land,

"Cause, I've been everywhere, man
I′ve been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I′ve breathed the mountain air, man
And trouble I've had my share, man
I′ve been everywhere


"I've been to, Tullamore, Seymour, Lismore, Maloolabah,
Nambor, Maroochydore, Kilmore, Moolabah,
Birdsville, Lamaville, Wallaville, Cunamulla,
Cunamine, Strathpine, Proserpine, Ulladulla,
Darwin, Gin-Gin, Millaquin, Muckadilla,
Wallabilla, Boggabilla, Cumbarilla.
Perth.

Key change!
Down Again!
Up 2!
Down a half!
Down another half!
Ok they′re still with us!
Ok good!

Right, that was around Australia, where have u been around Scotland?
Around Scotland?
Yeah...

"I've been to, Glasgow, Glencoe, Cumbarnold, Abernathy,
Nichorin, Och Dornin Och Connuck, Aberfeldy,
Dundee, Paisley, Locherbie, Newton, Stewart,
Loch Ness, Loch Long, Loch Linny, Loch Lochy,
Newburgh, Jedburgh, Fraserburgh, Edinburgh,
Inverary, Inverberry, Ochtamuchty.
Perrrrth.


Alright smarty pants!
Where abouts now?
Somewhere really hard...
Ok give us somewhere
Im thinknig...
Yep comon...
I know!
Lets get a spontaneous audience suggestion!
Good Idea!
Somewhere really difficult...(noises from audience)

South East Asia!!!!

South East Asia:

"I′ve been to, Peking, Nanking, Chunking, Hiroshima,
Sheng Yang, Kwai Yang, Pyong Yang, Yokohama,
Hang Chow, Weng Chow, Fu Chow, The Gold Coast,
Shanghai, Samurai, Lum Thai, Fukiama,
Hong Kong, King Kong, Yan-Tong, Sukiyaki,
Nagasaki, Hirosaki, Takasaki, I should be so lucky&

How fast have you been there:
Well John where have u been??
Oh i dont get out much!