Doggystyle Songtext
von Sbassbear

Okay so this is my apartment
Here′s the kitchen
That's my dog, Bill
Hi puppy
And over here...
Is my bedroom
Oh...
So, what do you wanna do?
I′ll tell you what I wanna do


I wanna pet that dog
I wanna boop his snoot
I wanna be his friend
I wanna scratch his back end
I wanna pet that dog
I wanna give him a snack
If I hug him will he hug back?
I wanna pet that dog
(What about me?)
I wanna toss him a ball
(I like balls)
I wanna rub that tum
(Wait, his or mine?)
I wanna see him come
(What!?)
Here
I wanna pet that dog
(Can you even see me?)
I wanna hear him bark
(I can make noise)
Will he go with me to the park?
(Ugh this is impossible)
Clearly you're in love with the dog
Well yeah he's great
What do you not love your dog?
To be honest, he actually belongs to my boyfriend
Oh...
Is he single?