Bird Frog Songtext
von Sbassbear

Hey, how′s it going out there everybody?
Christmas right around the corner and if you don't have a gift for your loved one, maybe try stapling a bird to a frog, and get ′em Bird-Frog
Bird-Frog is the perfect gift for anybody in your life because it's got the combined powers of a bird and a frog
And they can jump and they can fly
They can eat bugs and they can eat seeds, and there's really
You know, self sufficient, it′s... it can never... it will never die
Bird-Frog doesn′t die
You don't gotta go out to Walmart and pay all the monies for the expensive brand type
You can just make your own
And it′s really not that hard it just requires a lot of will power, and a very strong stomach
Anyway this is "Sure Would Like A Girlfriend" by Weezer


Sure would like a girlfriend
To hold me
Cause I'm lonely
Sure would like a wifey
To feed me
Cause I′m hungry
Popcorn and potatoes
Guacamole
From my soulmate
Icecream and a pancake
And champagne
From my twin flame