Arin’s Asshole Burns Songtext
von Sbassbear

My asshole burns
My asshole burns (it burns)
My asshole burns
My asshole burns (does it burn?)
It burns so good
My asshole burns (good to hear)
Everybody loves my asshole
Cause my asshole burns

My asshole burns
My asshole burns (it burns)
My asshole burns
My asshole burns (does it burn?)
It burns so good
My asshole burns (good to hear)
Everybody loves my asshole
Cause my asshole burns


I poop a lot
But I LOVE pooping (I know)
Its like one of my favourite things (I know)
How has your stool been?
I want you to touch my poopy when it comes outta my butthole
Arin WHAT?
I care about poopies (yeah, I agree, I agree)
I love poopies, thats just a thing I care about
Shouldn′ta had that mexican food
OOHH
Oh nice, Dan

My asshole burns
My asshole burns (it burns)
My asshole burns
My asshole burns (does it burn?)
It burns so good
My asshole burns (good to hear)
Everybody loves my asshole
Cause my asshole burns

My asshole
My asshole
It's my favourite body part on myself
It′s where I poop from
My asshole
My asshole
It's my favourite body part on myself
It's where I poop from


That′s what happens when you dont stick to your dry diet
Ya start eating that wet food you′re gonna get HORRIBLE diarrhea
I'm a shotgun pooper
*BANG*
It was like that (wow)
Yeah
That′s attractive (yeah)
It just feels so dang right
Man, thats the zen way of life, shits gonna happen
I believe I shit twice
*fart* Do you smell it?
Yeah a little bit (AAHH GROSS)

My asshole burns
My asshole burns (it burns)
My asshole burns
My asshole burns (does it burn?)
It burns so good
My asshole burns (good to hear)
Everybody loves my asshole
Cause my asshole burns

They stick the hand in the anus (my asshole)
My asshole
It's my favourite body part on myself
It′s where I poop from
My asshole
My asshole
It's my favourite body part on myself
It′s where I poop from

Those were not the lyrics I was planning on fuckin going with (sorry)
(OH GOD, uh)
We created art together (we did, it felt good)
The magic of improvisation
Wow, Arin bravo you did it
I'm dead (haha)
Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya