Pink Ice Dildo Songtext
von Sawdu Plushia

Hey Eurovision
I′m Sawdu Plushia and I'm here to represent the UK
I was watching out the window
Then it started raining pink snow
I thought damn I shouldn′t but I will though
I'm going to make a pink ice dildo
So I went and I put on a big coat
I got it done like Bob the buildo
It's so cold so I put in real slow
I was riding a pink ice dildo

Pink ice ice dildo
Pink ice ice dildo
Pink ice ice dildo
Damn I love this pink ice dildo

The icy sensations in my asshole
Oh oh oh oh ho-ho-hole
In my asshole ho-ho-hole


London UK, is where I do stay
I got all the straight girls saying you slay
Where′s your dad? I′ll fuck him on Tuesday
And I didn't douche so I called it a poo day
Uh, now it′s brighter day
I don't give a hater the time of day
If we′re going to do it then we do it my way
Because I always get the final say
They love me, how can I explain?
It's like a surfer loves a tidal wave
I′m Sawdu, I'm an acquired taste
They're trying to hunt me down like in A Quiet Place
Pink ice dildo, ride all day
Heard a noise I had to hide away
So I hid in a cupboard and pulled it out
Oh wait - why is it brown?
Brown ice dildo

Pink ice ice dildo
Pink ice ice dildo
Pink ice ice dildo
Damn I love this pink ice dildo
Pink ice ice dildo
Pink ice ice dildo
Pink ice ice dildo
Damn I love this pink ice dildo

So like I left the pink ice dildo in my ass and then it melted
And then when I farted it out it basically douched me
So like now I know how to douche

The icy sensations in my asshole oh oh oh oh ho ho hole
In my asshole ho ho hole

Everyone here at the Eurovision is getting a big pink ice dildo
It′s underneath your seat right now
Sit on it and fuck it