Armless Skater Songtext
von Satanic Surfers

I have a friend who′s only joy in life
Is to skate, surf and flog his log
That is all he wants to do
And I think that's really great

Then, one day he had an accident
They had to amputate his arms
Guess if he was sad that day


He can′t surf (can't surf), he can't skate (can′t skate)
And he sure can′t masturbate
No more

He can't surf (can′t surf), he can't skate (can′t skate)
And he sure can't masturbate
No more

Then, one day he had an accident
They had to amputate his arms
Guess if he was sad that day


Guess if he was sad
Guess if he was sad that day
Guess if he was sad
Guess if he was sad that day