The Motherf**king Pterodactyl Songtext
von Sarah Donner

He is, the motherfucking Pterodactyl
Here to, tear you a new, ass hole

Yes it′s true, he ate ten thousand (10, 000) lightning bugs
Kissing his, bowls like a million hugs
He shat them out, one phosphorescent night
Painting it like Christmas lights

Yes it's true, his plumage is the best in town
All the hoes, touch his sexy pteroid bone oh
Yes he do, put the t-rex to shame
His pussy arms, on that pussy frame


Yes it′s true, he enjoys his hobbies too
He smokes his pipe, roller blades and finds ladies to woh oh
Yes it's true, he rode with a triassic too
That includes, Lystrosaurus and Plateosaurus too
Ou ou ou

He is awkward on the floor
His feet are shit and his balance quite poor
He hooked up with a grizzly bear
They made love under the sea and everywhere

Yes that bear, gave birth to a motherfucking bear-odactyle
Who just might tear you a new
So be ware motherfuckers be ware

Remember him
Remember his song
Remember his tire iron and his enchanting thong

He's a motherfucking Pterodactyl