Dream Girlfriends Songtext
von Sara Bareilles, Renée Elise Goldsberry, Paula Pell & Busy Philipps

Have you ever wanted the perfect girl to fit in your world?
Well don′t make a wish because we're already real

Low-rise jeans with a one-tooth zipper
Eyebrows thin, bronzer thicker
Whale tail peakin′, ready for the weekend
And our eyes are all over you, boy

We are dream girlfriends
'Cause our dads are dead
So you'll never have to meet them
And get asked why you left school
Dream girlfriends, no pushback
′Cause our moms are all retired
And hoping for the best


We′ve got the kind of birth control that goes in your arm
And tell me again why Tarantino's a genius
Happy to drive so you can drink
Beam and Coke, shots of Rumple Minze
Butterfly tat flyin′ up our back
And we wanna watch you play darts
Got big doe eyes that you can swim in
Love watching stand-up but not by women
Runnin' in pumps, never taking dumps
And my feet are a child size four

We′re dream girlfriends
'Cause our dads are dead
They gave us some advice
But we forgot what they said
Dream girlfriends, no pushback
All we have is a cool uncle who let us use his boat
Dream girlfriends, never need to talk
You can tell your friends we′re models
'Cause we were in some catalog
Dream girlfriends, no drama
'Cause we′re party girls who wear cowboy hats to a bar
Low maintenance, hot and fitting in your world
You′ll never want to wake up from us

We're short so we don′t know that you're bald