Worship the “D” Songtext
von Saafir

Ooh I′m finished
You cool?
Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm cool
Was it tight?
Yeah it was tight, it was tight
Check it out, I gotta bounced. So I gotta hang on my Benny
Why you trying to shake me though?
I′m not, what I- I ain't trying to shake you. I'm gonna hang on my Benny
Oh, were you just goin′ up in a nigga′ like that? Let's see what time it is
Why not? it′s- it's not like that (You ain′t about shit. I can't believe you)

I tell you what you can do
Now I′m takin' my proud and I'm puttin′ it on my head
Not even a semi-fraud, more like a demigod
In bed-post I be hostin′ a buck
Fifty is the rate so the shower comes late, yeah

They call me get 'em sick ′cause I be fillin' ′em with dick
So I get a dance and a candle 'cause I got handles
When I drop a load in the cock, block this if you can
They try ′cause they see that I'm the mutha' fuckin′ man


Demanding the dick, commanding the bitch to do my bidding
I′m not kidding when it comes to rockin' the cradles cat
I don′t jock brats
Let's use the synonym of gats

They play with 22′s, I'm like an h-k double M caliber
When I′m in the trim stabbin' the guts like a butcher
Put ya in a trance. Watch me hump you
I got muscles in my ass so I hump fast

At last the eyes meet mine
Within her abyss I see concepts for the rhyme
Dimes will be dropped definitely when I see you
About how you served the hobos the butt like EU

Leave you to me in two or three weeks
I'll have you whole wells fargo cargo
I know fools who be sellin′ it (what?)
That′s why niggas like me is damn near celibate


So the next time she puts in an order, even if it's a lick
Tell her to bob twice and worship the dick
Worship the dick
Worship the dick
Worship the dick
Worship the dick
Worship the dick
Worship the dick (yeah)
Worship the dick
Worship the dick
Worship the dick
Worship the dick, bitch
Worship the dick
Worship the dick
Worship the dick
Worship the dick
Now you can have a lick

Yeah- I got a rep, ah, like salt ′n' pepa
′Cause I'll (push) definitely my nuts will please like the Aborigines
I′m from the bush from the land down under the asshole
I mash ho's into potatoes. I love to break a fake ho and then make her over

Shit, I'll do Sybill, I′ll make the hips swivel and swerve
I′m licking every curve 'till they′re sprung on my tongue
I won't get caught down in the vault ′cause my lungs help me catch wreck
Yeah, baby I'm nasty, but I′m not gonna tell you what I'll do
Cause you'll lose reality, you′ll be acting under the age of 2, like:
"Goo-goo, Loo-loo, yes daddy, fuck me honey, like I owe you money"
Gotcha girl, now you′ll spread the word and tell ya friends on the low
And lady if you try to play me then I'll take your dough
I′ll keep the style simple, so I won't lose you, ho′s
I'll bruise you in between the thighs, if you′re lookin' for the high
I won't be the syringe for the binge
They want me to hit the crack like a dope fiend
It′s all good, but I hope you′re clean
'Cause if you′re not then you'll rot
′Cause ah... Saafir won't tell you if your shit smell like shit
From 10 paces ack you′ll be worshippin' the dick

Worship the dick
Worship the dick, uh
Worship the dick, yeah
Really make me sick
Worship the dick
Worship the dick
Worship the dick
Worship the dick, yeah
Worship the dick
Worship the dick, uh
Worship the dick
Worship the dick, hey

A true blue collar, when I'm hollerin′ a point
They wanna′ fade blunts, so I can play the cunts
I'm like hunts - slow & thick
I′m so raw they've got alters for my shit
And a little incense lit, of course
Short on cash, don′t trip 'cause Saafir will fuck for fits
They make pit stops so I can tune-up the cock, brakes are free
But rape, it ain′t me. Can you dig it?
I don't wanna serve it if the bitch don't wanna give it
I′m like ribbit - leap to the next freak
Why test the ho, I might get lucky and fuck me a bisexual
No discrimination as long as I′m facin' the guts
And not some undercover nigga with some undercover nuts
Before you bow down to Saafir I wanna see if ya shit gotta spill
′Cause if not you'll catch a clip - you′ll go out