Always Picking on Me Songtext
von S3RL

You suck! (You suck!)

Why is everybody always picking on me?
(Because you run like a girl, and you sit down to pee)
Alright, but why is everybody always picking on me?
(Ain′t brushed them teeth since 1983)

Okay, so why is everybody always picking on me?
(Because my fifteen-year-old cousin has less acne)
So tell me, why is everybody always picking on me?
(Because your girlfriend got a nose like Bill Cosby)

Alright, but why is everybody picking on me?
(Because you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee)
Okay, so why is everybody always picking on me?
('Cause your only friend at school was the lunch lady)

Tell me why (ooh)
Why (ooh)
(Ooh)


Yo, so my mirror never lies, but it always verifies
I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie
Now you compare me to a monster, but I just don′t understand
Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like (The Elephant man)

(Tell me)
Why is everybody always picking on me?
(Tell me why)
Why is everybody always picking on me?
(Tell me why)

Why is everybody always picking on me?
(Because you run like a girl, and you sit down to pee)
Alright, but why is everybody always picking on me?
(Ain′t brushed them teeth since 1983)

Okay, so why is everybody always picking on me?
(Because my fifteen-year-old cousin has less acne)
So tell me, why is everybody always picking on me?
(Because your girlfriend got a nose like Bill Cosby)

Alright, but why is everybody always picking on me?
(Because you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee)
Okay, so why is everybody always picking on me?
(′Cause your only friend at school was the lunch lady)

Tell me why (ooh)
Why? (Ooh)


Why is everybody always picking on me?
(Because you run like a girl, and you sit down to pee)
Alright, but why is everybody always picking on me?
(Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983)

About as popular with the girls as Engelbert Humperdinck
And that′s probably 'cause everyone calls me "Shrinky Dink"
I know I′m known as Polaroid, I'm not a total tard
It′s 'cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you′ll still want it enlarged

(Tell me)
Why is everybody always picking on me?
(Because my fifteen-year-old cousin has less acne)
So tell me, why is everybody always picking on me?
(Because your girlfriend got a nose like Bill Cosby)

Alright, but why is everybody always picking on me?
(Because you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee)
Okay, so why is everybody always picking on me?
(′Cause no one likes you, monkey boy!)