North Charleston Songtext
von Ryan Carter

I′m a loser, fuck, a big loser
I'm a dick, get out your dick-ruler
2 balls and they look blueish
Went on a date, and I looked foolish
Melissa Hart blow-up doll, I′m lickin on it
Yeah you can say, I lost my virginity on it
Fucked hard and I nutted twice
I'm steady moanin', It ain′t moanin′ back
I dissed myself on my last album
Guess nobody heard about or bought my last album!
Don't knock it, til you tried it out
Plastic pussy got some power
Born lame, now I′m kinda famous
Shout-out my cookie bro. Amos!


I'm just hiking out in North Charleston
Mountain biking out in North Charleston
Getting lynched right in North Charleston
Why the fuck you give a shit? What up North Charleston!
I′m just hiking out in North Charleston
Mountain biking out in North Charleston
Getting lynched right in North Charleston
Why the fuck you give a shit? What up North Charleston!

Banned from the malls and the court too
Streaking naked, right the fuck through
Food court, want beef stroganoff!
Told me put some fucking clothes on and stop wacking off
The police arrived with damn tasers
They grab they guns, cuz of my green laser
Said if you got a weapon, better drop it killer
I'm a rapper, let′s shoot it out, might get a deal jigga
Music royalties, made two figures
If you're listening thank you, I'll write a sonnet about you
On a date, girl got flab
Told her get on top, I might die, you like a stone slab
I lost my money, she don′t fuck no more
I want some sucking, grab the dust-buster
Forgot she had about ten kids
Walked into the room yelling "mama, who′s that black jig?!"


I'm just hiking out in North Charleston
Mountain biking out in North Charleston
Getting lynched right in North Charleston
Why the fuck you give a shit? What up North Charleston!
I′m just hiking out in North Charleston
Mountain biking out in North Charleston
Getting lynched right in North Charleston
Why the fuck you give a shit? What up North Charleston!