Doo-Doo Everywhere Songtext
von Ryan Carter

Suburban Michigan, homie, yeah that′s where I stay
Message to the Trump supporters, get up out my face
And the Wolf keep trippin', playing pranks everyday
Put a hairy transvestite next to where I lay
Plane ticket: Miami, but I don′t recall the trip
He was thick as shit, yeah, and had them Jay-Z lips
Doo-doo everywhere yeah, fat rolls on his hips
Pulled a gun on me yeah, I think I'm bout to take a shit

He said he wanna bang me, but Hell naw, he got a dick
Said he wanna bang me, but Hell naw, he got a dick
Look, my doo-doo's everywhere, diarrhea sprayed his lip
Yeah, my doo-doo′s everywhere, fecal matter on his chips
Spray, spray, spray, spray
Spray, spray, spray


Yeah, I wanna hit the party, and do some pantomime
But I rarely leave my room, or my Melissa Hart shrine
Staring deeply at her face while I′m dreaming of the past
But I live in doom and gloom, while I pass gas
Missed the PyCon Conference, Portland Oregon staff (sorry)
Wolf said for the women, but I think that Imma pass

They don't wanna bang me, cuz I′m successful and on top
They might wanna bang me, if I was jailed or selling rocks
I don't fuck with thots, drinking stopped, sipping on a juice box
My doo-doo′s spraying everywhere
Said I don't fuck with thots, drinking stopped, sipping on a juice box
My doo-doo′s spraying everywhere
My doo-doo's everywhere, Trump rally's make me shit
My doo-doo′s everywhere, polls show: I′m da shit
And I almost drove to Canada
Patrol be transfixed
My doo-doo's hit-and-miss, like Republican leadership
Spray, spray, spray, spray
Spray, spray, spray
Spray, spray, spray
Spray, spray, spray, FLUSH!