PewDiePie's Paradise Island Songtext
von RushJet1

\\\\How's it go bros my names pewdiepie////
Hey!
This is pewdiepie's channel
And if you don't like that
I'll slap you with a fannel
Hop on my camel
And chase you to the north pole
Arghhhhhh!!!!
My camel's out of control!
Run! RUN!
Call the police!
I'm going to the zoo
There's animals to release
I take them all home
And show them my games
Take pictures of them all
And keep them in frames
He's name is pewdiepie
Ladies claim him a cutie pie
Million others disagree


And say he's just a stupid guy
So who is right? Look at the facts
Dudes that like him, or that attack
Hang on a sec, what does it matter? Refuse to fight! Is a horrible act!
I could pick some bogeys out of my nose
Or watch something else that is gross with thousands of bros
I could learn to sew and make some outfits and clothes
Or I could buy a pewdiepie tee like thousands of bros
What you talking bout, pewdiepie?
Your not making any sense bro, you be high
You could wear a new gucci suit and groovy tie
But you'll never be as beautiful as pewdiepie
I'm taking in YouTube with a tutu
Woo hoo
I'm bigger than you, you and you
Boo hoo
There's lots of dudes getting in feuds with pewds
But I'm enfused in juice
And ready to bruise these noobs
I'm a velocirapper
Ferocious
A new subscriber every day since diplodocus
I'm clearly the dopest
The rest of you are hopeless
I'm on a global stage
Your in some sofas
You're bogus Hocus Pocus no focus
I can't decide if I give you a punch or a brofist
You look like you stole your sisters hair
Aww what you gonna do?
Throw Mr. Chair?
I could write poetry and flowery prose
Or I could argue in the comments with thousands of bros
I could water the garden, I've got flowers to hose
Or I could stay inside the house online
With thousands of bros
What you talking bout, pewdiepie?
Your not making any sense bro, you be high
You could wear a new gucci suit and groovy tie
But you'll never be as beautiful as pewdiepie
Edgar Allen
Edgar Allen
Are you responsible for what I'm smelling
I'm rippedy rapping and bippedy bapping and hippedy hopping
There's no one stopping me
So whatever your watching
You better be stopping
And paying attention to
P-e-wdiepie
Even sweeter than a blueberry pie
I feel like I'm motherfucking stuck in this duck
It makes me wanna quak like what the fuck is that
Genius pewds strikes again
With the speed of Raikkonen
If I couldn't see his videos I think my life will end
So, goodbye bros
Se you tomorrow
Yeah so, goodbye bros
No, Stephanooooo!!!!
I could play moba games for hours until pro
Or I could chose to stay on YouTube
With thousands of bros
I could learn to sing to huge crowds at my shows
Or I could join the for this one
How does it goes?
OH!
What you talking bout, pewdiepie?
Your not making any sense bro, you be high
You could wear a new gucci suit and groovy tie

But you'll never be as beautiful as pewdiepie