Wheel of Misfortune Songtext
von Rorschach Test

Congratulation, you′ve just won the right
To a meaningless, minuscule life
Full of disappointment
And pain
No extra charge

Your on a round trip road to nowhere
No one knows you and no one cares
And every single thing you have built
Breaks down beyond repair

Wheel of misfortune
Spins and lands on bankrupt every time
My wheel of misfortune
Cannot solve the puzzle of the thing called life


Confuckingratulations
Your body is flabby and your face is worn
Your friends pretend like they don't even know you
Your mother wishes you were never born

You make a statement and no one listens
You might as well be a piece of wood
You bring new meaning to the work pathetic
To finish last for you would be good

Wheel of misfortune
Spins and lands on bankrupt every time
My wheel of misfortune
Cannot solve the puzzle of the
Wheel of mis fortune
Spins and lands on bankrupt every time
My wheel of misfortune
Cannot solve the puzzle of the thing called life

Wheel of misfortune
Wheel of misfortune
Wheel of misfortune