I Say When I Drink What I Think When I'm Sober Songtext
von Roger Creager

I say when I drink what I think when I′m sober
It loosens my tongue and makes me feel bolder
I'm in the mood to do a little drinkin′ tonight
Like it or not, this is on my mind
I could sit here silent or get drunk and confide
Bar keep 'nother round, I can't keep it inside

Excuse me miss, could I buy you a cocktail?
You′re so pretty and I just love the way that you
Hey, are those real? Huh, Oh no, I mean your eyes, of course
They′re so beautiful and hey, where you goin? Come on

I say when I drink what I think when I'm sober
It loosens my tongue and makes me feel bolder
I′m in the mood to do a little drinkin' tonight
Like it or not, this is on my mind
I could sit her silent or get drunk and confide
Bar keep ′nother round, I can't keep it inside


Roger, there are existential,
physical and spiritual reasons why man cannot live by bread alone
It′s not a simple thing in life
It's very complex, it takes a long time and it's excellent
What is it Radney?
Brisket
And beer

I say when I drink what I think when I′m sober
It loosens my tongue and it makes me feel bolder
I′m in the mood to do a little drinkin' tonight
Like it or not, this is on my mind
I could sit her silent or get drunk and confide
Bar keep ′nother round, I can't keep it inside

Now a friend of mine that drinks to an alarming amount
Tells me it′s not what goes in a man's mouth that defiles him
But rather what comes out
So as I sit here tonight, I worry not about what I′m drinkin'
But rather, how much I'm speakin′ ′cause it seems every time

I say when I drink what I think when I'm sober
It loosens my tongue and it makes me feel bolder
I′m in the mood to do a little drinkin'
tonight (I′ll do a little bit of drinkin' tonight)
Like it or not this is on my mind
I could sit here silent or get drunk and confide
Bar keep ′nother round, I can't keep it inside