Detective Mindhorn Songtext
von Robyn Hitchcock

Detective Mindhorn with your caterpillar face
Detective Mindhorn won't you open up this case?
I'm about to fly with jealous fingers framed
No one wants to be ashamed

Detective Mindhorn won't you open up your chest?
Detective Mindhorn deep in solitude, at rest
Everybody's guilty 'til their innocence is proved
And your innocence just moved


Detective Mindhorn
Detective Mindhorn

Yeah

Detective Mindhorn every episode is true
Detective Mindhorn and it sticks to you like glue
Every costume is a uniform of sorts
Every south is made of north

Detective Mindhorn
Detective Mindhorn

Yeah