Lazy Paul and the Fair Maid Songtext
von Robbie Tucker

Lazy Paul & The Fair Maid

Well I don′t have eyes in the back of my head
I can only go as far as my body says
I don't make the rules I just play the game
Honey I don′t lie so how can I be to blame
Honey don't you ever think about anything but yourself


Lazy Paul & The Fair Maid
Sent the chickens back to school
To learn proper math and how to photograph
Like all good chickens do

Lazy Paul & The Fair Maid
Took the best of what they had
Sold it all to buy a rubber ball
And then said it was a passing fad

Lazy Paul & The Fair Maid
Liked to keep things short and sweet
So I hope you all enjoyed this song
Cause this is where the end and the beginning meet.