In the Next Town (Same Old radio) Songtext
von Robberie

We're kicking off the day with the same old breakfast show
A macho male presenter and I'm the flirting girl in tow
You should have seen us last night, when we were out on the lash. We've got more Gaga coming up, but first enjoy these ads

It's the no-repeat workday, though I think that what you'll find
Is the same old songs tomorrow, starting just past nine
Listen to the hits, from when you were at school
(Is it nineteen ninety four?) No I think it's ninety two

And when you go to the next town it's the same old radio, just a different
station name
In the next town it's the same old radio, just a different station name


The travel news is sponsored by the same bus company
Text in and you could win a monthly travel card for free
If you're driving through our patch, then put on your radio
We'll interrupt this song to tell you where you shouldn't go

Listen to the network chart, find out who's at number one
We've added up the plays and know the name of the top song
At a weekly station meeting, we made the playlists up, yes our top
is a fiction but we couldn't give a stuff

Because our advertisers like it and it's them that pay the bills
Have a late night love affair and we promise you the thrills
Call us for a premium or it's just p to text
Here's three songs in a row cos I need a cigarette

And when you go to the next town it's the same old radio, (just a different
station name)
Just like when you drink in the next town it's the same old soulless bars (with generic pub co names)
When you shop in the next town it's the same old high street shops (with the same old chain store names)
In the next town, it's all the same