Everybody on the Internet's an Idiot Songtext
von Rob J Madin

I drank three times my own weight today
And I don′t know why
I get a feeling that I'm needing to go easy these days
But I don′t know why
Because we're all
Just flies in a pool
Waiting for the moment when we might get stuck to the wall

I spent another year on my computer again
And I don't know why
I think I′m losing my intelligence
But I got no evidence
And it gets me riled

Because I know
That I can′t go
Even an hour or a minute
Without fucking checking my phone


But I'm not alone
′Cause we're all in the same boat
Except I know
I wish I wasn′t in yours

Because...

Everybody on the Internet's an idiot
Everybody on the Internet′s an idiot
Everybody on the Internet's an idiot
And everybody on the Internet's an idiot
Everybody on the Internet′s an idiot
Everybody on the Internet′s an idiot
Everybody on the Internet's an idiot
And everybody on the Internet′s an idiot

I bought a water pistol off e-bay one day
And I don't know why
Was gonna aim it out my window
And pull the trigger
On all the passers by...

I went too far
Yeah I went too far
Besides they might have gotten wet
But it wouldn′t have changed who they are


I watched for an hour out a car window today
And all that passed me by
Were houses and buildings with lots of people living in them
And big high rise
And it made
Made me feel so small
Had all sort of things happening within my abdominal wall

But I'm not alone
′Cause we're all in the same boat
Except I know
I wish I wasn't in yours

Because...

Everybody on the street is an idiot
Everybody on the street is an idiot
Everybody on the street is an idiot
Everybody on the street is an idiot
Everybody on the street is an idiot
And everybody on the street is an idiot
Everybody on the street is an idiot
Yeah everybody on the street is an idiot

Everybody else but me is an idiot
And everybody else but me is an idiot
And everybody on the street is an idiot
Everybody on the beach is an idiot
Everybody on their feet is an idiot
Everybody in their seats they′re all idiots
Everybody on the Internet′s an idiot
Everybody on the Internet's an idiot
Everybody else but me is an idiot
Everybody else but me is an idiot
Everybody else but me is an idiot
Everyone except for me...
Except for me and you.