“Shia LaBeouf” Live Songtext
von Rob Cantor
“Shia LaBeouf” Live Songtext
You′re walking in the woods
There's no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him
(Shia LaBeouf)
He′s following you, about 30 feet back
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
He's gaining on you
Shia LaBeouf
You're looking for your car but you′re all turned around
He′s almost upon you now
And you can see there's blood on his face
My God, there′s blood everywhere!
Running for your life (from Shia LaBeouf)
He's brandishing a knife (it′s Shia LaBeouf)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf
Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf)
Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf)
Eating all the bodies
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him (Shia)
But you′re hopelessly lost yourself (Shia)
Stranded with a murderer
You creep silently through the underbrush
Aha! In the distance
A small cottage with a light on—hope!
You move stealthily toward it (Shia)
But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!
Gnawing off your leg (quiet, quiet)
Limping to the cottage (quiet, quiet)
Now you're on the doorstep
Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf
Sharpening an axe (Shia LaBeouf)
But he doesn′t hear you enter (Shia LaBeouf)
You′re sneaking up behind him
Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf
Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf
Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf
Stab it in his kidney
Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf
You limp into the dark woods
Blood oozing from your stump leg
You've beaten Shia LaBeouf
Wait! He isn′t dead! Shia surprise!
There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes
But you can do jujitsu (you can do it)
Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf
Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf
Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf
You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
He′s dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
You're chopping off his head now
You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf
His head topples to the floor, expressionless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You′re finally safe from Shia LaBeouf
There's no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him
(Shia LaBeouf)
He′s following you, about 30 feet back
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
He's gaining on you
Shia LaBeouf
You're looking for your car but you′re all turned around
He′s almost upon you now
And you can see there's blood on his face
My God, there′s blood everywhere!
Running for your life (from Shia LaBeouf)
He's brandishing a knife (it′s Shia LaBeouf)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf
Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf)
Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf)
Eating all the bodies
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him (Shia)
But you′re hopelessly lost yourself (Shia)
Stranded with a murderer
You creep silently through the underbrush
Aha! In the distance
A small cottage with a light on—hope!
You move stealthily toward it (Shia)
But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!
Gnawing off your leg (quiet, quiet)
Limping to the cottage (quiet, quiet)
Now you're on the doorstep
Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf
Sharpening an axe (Shia LaBeouf)
But he doesn′t hear you enter (Shia LaBeouf)
You′re sneaking up behind him
Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf
Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf
Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf
Stab it in his kidney
Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf
You limp into the dark woods
Blood oozing from your stump leg
You've beaten Shia LaBeouf
Wait! He isn′t dead! Shia surprise!
There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes
But you can do jujitsu (you can do it)
Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf
Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf
Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf
You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
He′s dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
You're chopping off his head now
You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf
His head topples to the floor, expressionless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You′re finally safe from Shia LaBeouf
Writer(s): Robert Cantor Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
