The Way of the Platypus Songtext
von Rick Cowling

Rick: Oh yeah!

In other circumstances you might fail,
′Cause I know you don't have a beaver tail.
You′re not a platypus, but I'm gonna see you sweat...
All: Milk!

Rick: We're going to see how much you can take,
I′m going to work you through your union break.
You squeeze a silkworm, what you think you′re gonna get?
All: Silk!

But I know a way we can make you a warrior,
Even though now you're a wuss:
It′s the way of the Platypus!


But that's just the general information. Here′s some of the specific things you can look forward to in your workout!

You'll wanna run up a ramp with two buckets of water,
Swing over muck for some reason.
At some point you′ll drop to your knees when it's raining
And look up into the sky-y...

You'll stand on a post with your arms out,
Hey, these flowers are way out of season!
You′ll fly to a swamp planet, meet a little green man,
And move big, heavy things with your mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ind...

But I know a way we can make you a warrior,
Even though now you′re a wuss:
It's the way of the Platypus!

It′s the way of the Platypus!