I Fell Down The Ramp (At East Croydon Station) Songtext
von Rich Keeble & The More Accomplished Musicians

I was hanging around CEX on a Saturday
With a Whopper I′m pretty sure had a piece of plastic in it
Looking for a Sopranos season 6 boxset
But they only had 5 copies of Sideways

I walked past all the beggars and Jehovah's witnesses
I forgot they had an HMV here
And a woman came up to me and asked to use my phone
I just walked away

And then I fell down the ramp
I fell down the ramp
I fell down the ramp
I fell down the ramp
I fell down the ramp
I fell down the ramp
At East Croydon station

I was ducking around trying to avoid my ex-wife
Cos she was still living in the area
In the house near that furniture shop that burned down
When a lot of people got free tellies in the riots


And then I fell down the ramp
I fell down the ramp
I fell down the ramp
I fell down the ramp
I fell down the ramp
I fell down the ramp
At East Croydon station

To be fair there is a sign that is quite clear
(To be fair, to be fair, to be fair)
You shouldn′t run at all
(Shouldn't run at all)
But I didn't take any notice of that
(He didn′t take any notice of that)
No I didn′t take any notice of that

That's why I fell down the ramp
I fell down the ramp
I fell down the ramp (at East Croydon station)
I fell down the ramp
I fell down the ramp
I fell down the ramp
At East Croydon station


(I fell down the ramp)
I fell down the ramp
I fell down the ramp (at East Croydon station)
I fell down the ramp
I fell down the ramp
I fell down the ramp
At East Croydon station